Sunday, September 23, 2007

I have a Hole!

Just a few funny quotes!
The other day, the low temp. was 76 degrees, and Jace went outside to get thew newspaper for me. It was about 7:30, so I'm guessing it was about 82 degrees and Jace came in and said:
Jace: "Wow mom. It is not a good day for the park."
Mom: "Why?"
Jace: "You should feel it, it's freezing out there!" (Is he an Arizona kid or what?)

Parker: "Mom, I dot a hole in me."
Mom: "Where?"
Parker: "Right here, in my beyee button."

Parker: "Yook dad, dat's da moon!" "Dat where Jesus yives."
Jace: "That's not where Jesus lives, that's where aliens live."
Mom: "Then where does Jesus live?"
Jace: "If you look at the sky, where there is a little hole in the clouds, that's where Jesus lives."

Jace (Being naughty and beligerent): "I don't want to go to my room!"
Mom: "Get in there right now before you get in more trouble."
Jace: "Jesus doesn't like it when you talk like that."

11 comments:

Jamie Hammond Photography said...

ha ha! only romney boys could give you such logic!

Melanie said...

That Jace is a sneaky one with that last comment! I love things kids say (and I get even more of it now since I'm our new Sunbeam teacher) so I'm glad you post this kind of stuff. It cracks me up!

Melanie said...

Incidentally, this little girl in my Sunbeam class looked at me the other day with both pointer fingers stuck up her nostrils and said, "Look! I have icicles coming out of my nose!"

Elise said...
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Courtney said...

Those are great! I love the things kids say! I especially love it with Parker's accent and the d's instead of other letters! So cute!

Lyric Payne said...

I miss your cute boys. Max took away Oprah privilege from me again!

Nicole said...

I love the things your kids said. I was laughing at Jace's naughty post. Sounds like my Jacqueline.

I have a book called "Jacqueline speaks out" I made through Heritage Makers. I am now on volume 3 for Jacqueline and I treasure them as they have all the funny things she says at different stages of her life.

What a great thing to post for us all to enjoy.

Heather said...

That is darling! he is soo darn cute!

becky said...

i love all those! so fun that you are documenting them!

Evelyn said...

Hilarious. I love Jace and Parker quotes- they're the best!

Spencer, Katie, Ezra & Luke said...

I love your boys. They are so cute. Nothing cuter than what comes out of a two year olds mouth. We miss you