James was in my room yesterday while I was getting dressed and as I put my jeans on, I bent my knees and pulled them up.
James looked at me and said, "Mom, I know why you do this (insert 4 year old squatting and pulling up his own jeans). Because you have to so you can get your jeans on because you keep getting fatter and fatter and fatter and fatter."
What's worse? I was feeling pretty good about the way I looked yesterday. Here's to 5 more months of getting fatter and fatter and fatter.
8 comments:
Hilarious!!! I hear you... I practically have to jump in mine! I decided this week that I am only going to wear dresses for the rest of the pregnancy. This body is not looking good in jeans!!!
I wish I was getting fatter and fatter and fatter: ) Lucky lady!
straight out of the mouth of babes! Jacob told me I have "squishy" arms...I'm sure if he knew the Pillsbury Dough boy he'd say we are twins. I'm not even expecting....just extra squishy in some areas!
I'm sure you are beautiful...but thanks for sharing the laugh, because we've all had our children say something to us that makes us smile/cry at the same time and it helps us remember that we are all together in the joys of mommy-ness!
Lol! I love it! I am SURE you look hot.
p.s. Utah weather bites too.
Yes, here's to it!! What better reason to get fat. And p.s., i've seen you pregnant, twice, and you're not fat. Love you!
too funny! kids are the best.
Kids say the darnst (sp) things! Although I can't imagine what he is talking about as I have seen you prego and you had the cutest prego body-all belly and thats it. Austin and I were sitting on the couch reading yesterday and I caught him looking at my stomach and then he asked me if there was another baby in there because it was looking kind of big...nope no baby in there!
Oh and I tried Zumba a couple of weeks ago for the first time and LOVED it! I am in awe of you and all your coordination-I could barely get through the class and can't even imagine teaching it!
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