"Mom, why do they call it Sham Poo, not Sham Hair?"
"Oh, and why don't they call it Sham Whale instead of Shamu?"
Parker:
"James, you feel hot. Not "hot" like I love you but hot like warm."
Mike:
(during dinner when Parker is trying to negotiate dessert without eating his dinner)
"Parker, Man Up buddy. Eat it or don't, I don't care, but Man Up!"
(cleaning up the primary room in the middle of church)
"Wow. This turtleneck never itches. Oh, I put it on backwards. The tag is in front. No wonder it's been bugging me."
Jace:
(working on not lying) "Okay guys, what I'm about to tell you is fiction."
(talking to a friend from AZ on the phone) "Wow, Ryan. I can tell that you are older...your voice has changed. No, mine isn't the same. It's changed too."
Mom: Sorry, Jace, sometimes when you are in a family, you have to sacrifice
Parker: We have to kill Jace? (Too much Old Testament?)
4 comments:
those are awesome!! love mikes man up line... LOL
oh and I'll never look at shampoo the same :)
i love it! especially the sacrifice one.
Soooo adorable! You will be so happy you wrote these things down! I didn't do it with my older boys thinking I would NEVER forget the funny things they said!! They will LOVE you to read them to them one day!
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